TRANQUILLITY HAVEN is now fully-inclusive!

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Old Motherboard is pleased to announce that ~

in line with the latest leisure trends, Tranquillity Haven is to be FULLY-INCLUSIVE. All locations and activities on site are freely available at any time. Patrons wishing to take advantage of this new service should identify themselves as inclusive by wearing the official Krazee-pink conical plastic hat with the small yellow flower at all times.

WARNING:
It is essential that due care is taken as these hats may be dangerous under certain circumstances. If placed simultaneously over the nose and mouth, successful breathing may be inhibited.
Children should therefore only wear these hats when accompanied by a responsible adult trained in hat safety.


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