TRANQUILLITY HAVEN
is now fully-inclusive!
Old Motherboard is pleased to announce that ~
in line with the latest leisure trends, Tranquillity Haven is to be FULLY-INCLUSIVE. All locations
and activities on site are freely
available at any time. Patrons wishing to take advantage of this
new service should identify themselves as inclusive by
wearing the official Krazee-pink conical plastic hat with the
small yellow flower at all times.
WARNING:
It is essential that due care is taken as these hats may be dangerous under
certain circumstances. If placed simultaneously over the nose and mouth, successful
breathing may be inhibited.
Children should therefore only wear these hats when accompanied
by a responsible adult trained in hat safety.
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all mistakes are his. All rights reserved. No reproduction without permission
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